Geordie Shore's raciest moments - 'parsnip' penis, sharing sex toy and girl on girl

Geordie Shore has always been the raunchiest of the reality shows, thanks to all the boozing and bonking – but the cast of naughty northerners have done far worse than bed-swapping and bed-wetting.

The MTV show has been on screens for 12 years, shooting then fresh-faced Charlotte Crosby, Gaz Beadle and co to stardom in 2011.

Since then, they've been joined by the likes of Chloe Ferry – who is always flashing plenty of flesh – and Scotty T, who mentions his penis whenever he has the chance.

Now airing in a new form, that doesn't focus on the cast living in the iconic Newcastle house, Geordie Shore is still keeping viewers entertained – and there's no surprise as to why.

'Parsnip' penis

Gaz loved talking about the size of his manhood whenever he got the chance

Original cast member Gaz Beadle was the talk of the country back in 2011 when he claimed to be very well endowed.

Charlotte Crosby gave his penis the nickname "parsnip" after they started sleeping together, and Gaz has regularly boasted about his member – and even showed it off at times.

He once claimed it was "10 inches" long during a Q&A session on Twitter, and said on the show that it was the length and width of a Sky TV remote.

During the series based in Australia, Gaz flashed everything when he went for a dip in the pool, but he'd had a number of near misses in other episodes.

Surprisingly, Gaz never went down the OnlyFans route

Earlier in the show's history the lads were hired as butlers in the buff, with him having to wear just a tiny apron.

While a fake tanning moment saw him wear a tiny pair of paper pants, with plenty of space for bits to fall out.

Despite his love of banging – and banging on about his manhood – Gaz didn't go down the OnlyFans route like some of his co-stars and is now happily settled as a husband and father.

Sex toy sharing

Marnie and Chloe took their friendship to a whole new level

Back in 2016, Chloe Ferry and Marnie Simpson took their friendship to another level when they shared a sex toy in bed.

After being rejected by on-off flame Marty McKenna, Chloe was left feeling down and Marnie tried to comfort the "horny" lass.

Chloe said during one episode: "I have been feeling horny all night, and there's only one thing for it. Where's my dildo?"

But it turned into more than a solo sex act as they both disappeared under the covers and Chloe announced: "We're sharing a dildo!"

The next day, Marnie seemed mortified, saying: "I think we took it a little bit too far. I'm so embarrassed."

Girl on girl

Charlotte and Chloe got it on during one old episode (Image: MTV)

That wasn't Chloe's only adventure into "lesbian sex", as earlier in the same season she got down and dirty with Charlotte.

After a night out on the Toon, the duo took their heavy petting to the next level.

Chloe said: "I was on such a love buzz. I don't know what was going on but me and Charlotte seemed to be flirting. Things went from zero to 100 in a matter of seconds."

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Charlotte then said: "So me and Chloe were in the double bed and this was perfectly acceptable - I usually share a bed with Holly [Hagan] every single night.... Except we were naked.

"But that was fine, it was hot in there. But then we were kissing - strange.

"Then Chloe started slipping to the bottom of the bed. Wait, why [was her] tongue in my vagina?"

'Chlamydia' pillow talk

Sophie said her 'chlamydia' outburst still haunts her

One iconic moment from the show's history came from one of Sophie Kasaei's romps way back in season one.

The shot showed the beauty enjoying some private time with that night's conquest, when she could be heard whispering: "Chlamydia."

There was no context given at all, but years later Sophie confessed the moment haunts her.

She told The Mirror in 2018: "My worst one would probably be the whole 'chlamydia' thing because even though that was 17 series ago and seven years ago, still to this day, still..."

Rude request

Sam Gowland was no stranger to reality television when he joined Geordie Shore, having been on Love Island too.

But his relationship with Chloe got quite serious – and he had one very important question for her.

The duo went on a romantic date and he told her a fortune teller had said they were ready for the "next step".

As Chloe looked on excited, expecting him to propose, Sam told her: "I want to put it in your a**e, cos we haven't done it yet."

Chloe was not having it though, and she quickly told him: "It's not going in my a**e."

Needless to say, they're no longer together.

Dirty dare

Nathan was dared to go and perform a sex act on himself

Nathan Henry made history as the show's first gay cast member and he got himself stuck into the naughty antics from the get-go.

In one 2017 episode, he was given a dare to go and perform a sex act on himself in front of everyone.

He and his co-stars had been enjoying time in the hot tub when things got even wilder.

Nathan jumped out of the hot tub, stripped completely naked, stuck his legs in the air on the bed and got to work.

Nude beach

Scotty T and Joel Corry stripped off in Australia

Back when superstar DJ Joel Corry was just "Sophie from Geordie Shore's boyfriend", he made an appearance on the show during the Australia trip.

He joined Sophie and Scotty on a trip to a nude beach, with the two lads getting completely naked before they then went into the sea.

Sophie refused to join them – and now that he's a BRIT award nominee, Joel probably wishes he hadn't either.

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